WEEN SINGLES (Meet Your Mate)

I'M FREE!

feeds@yuku.com (GOATSTRANGLER) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:05:51 GMT

accepting applications for aggressive ladies.

i want the internets to get me laid!

oregon ween girls?

feeds@yuku.com (xinorph) — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:31:43 GMT

wheres all the ween girls in oregon?
im sick of watching nice cute girls date horribly mean ugly asshole jerkoff motherfuckers, when i, x100 better of a man, am right here.
im the nicest guy youve yet to meet
and im adorable.
sick of dating loser assholes who dont wanna spend time with you, cant sing and arent cute?
try me out sweetheart.

Want to plunder the high seas?

feeds@yuku.com (ARguy) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 08:16:15 GMT

This was originally part of a response I made in another topic. I thought it made a pretty good Craigslist style singles ad, so here goes......

I'm looking for a deck wench for my next ocean adventure. PM all applications. Please understand nautical terms, and know your way around a motor vessel at sea. First aid and massage skills are a plus, as is the ability to fire a variety of weapons. If you suffer from seasickness, please don't bother responding. You will be expected...

There's only 2 things

feeds@yuku.com (white dove) — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 06:02:03 GMT

I think there are two things you need to know about any potential mate.

1) Do they fill up the ice tray after using the last few cubes? and
2) Do they tolerate Rush?

No matter what your personal feelings are about cool beverages or that particular band, the answers to those questions speak volumes about one's personallity.

Be the THREE in THREESOME!!

feeds@yuku.com (ILLUSTRATED GIRL) — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 04:12:28 GMT

As I have now been single for about a month now, i have branched out and made some new friends. One of my new friends is a co-worker and she and her boyfriend really want to have a threesome with me (her more than her boyfriend I think...) I really enjoy hanging out with the two of them, and i personally have no taste for her boyfriend, so i just say no and everything should be ok right?
well the first time she brought it up, i explained my distaste for her man,...

Handjob??

feeds@yuku.com (CoreyFeldmanHero) — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:27:06 GMT

So I moved into my own apartment for the first time, mainly so that I could answer Craigslist casual encounters ads without shame. Turns out they're all hookers. Horseshit. Anyone in the southwest Houston area available to share awkward conversation and mutual manual stimulation with a slightly overweight, perpetually drunk, pasty, newly single dude with a smaller than average dick and an astounding amount of unkempt red pubic hair? I can host!

yes i am

feeds@yuku.com (rosaly) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 22:17:36 GMT

yeah enough with the fun

Ween Girls Wanted

feeds@yuku.com (HumpyTime) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 06:14:53 GMT

You like Ween... You're cool like that. You need cock too. Show yourselves.

Lonely in Fort Collins!

feeds@yuku.com (juicytree) — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 04:18:45 GMT

I just moved here. I hang out with my dog. What the hell is there to do? I love Ween. Seeing them at red rocks:)

Ween Queens of the South-Where Y'@?

feeds@yuku.com (NOfatlennyLA) — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:37:39 GMT

Ladies Ladies Ladies.
please post a pic and a location.
Pretty new here...wanna see what I been missing.
And Who I might see at Voodoo Fest.

then she wet like blood from a knife...

feeds@yuku.com (Spidrchk) — Thu, 28 May 2009 19:20:13 GMT

I would like to know what assumptions are made without actual discussion...

Such as:

If you and 'said' person are hanging out almost every day of the week and only fucking each other, is that considered kinda exclusive?

what is everyone's definition of 'friends with benefits'? can these friends fuck anyone else that they want while still fucking you?

best guitar player

feeds@yuku.com (primus666) — Wed, 13 May 2009 06:00:02 GMT

Dean Ween
Randy Rhoads
Dimebag
Jake E Lee
Zakk Wylde
Adam Jones
Larry Lalonde
Eddie Van Halen
Alex Lifeson
Kenny Hickey
Jerry Cantrell
Marty Friedman
K.K Downig
Glen Tipton
Dave Murray
Adrian Smith

Bisexual Ween dudes

feeds@yuku.com (Crime Stickk) — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:40:23 GMT

hit up my inbox

sociopathic s/w/f seeking sane sidekick

feeds@yuku.com (ILLUSTRATED GIRL) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:00:55 GMT

all right so i just got out of the psyc ward and i'm ready to take over the world
only thing is that taking over the world gets kind of lonely so i thought someone at least a bit saner than me
could keep me grounded
or we could both be crazy and just create ultimate mayhem together! Muahahahaha!!!
also i'm an official member of the Guild of Calamitous Intent
you can spot me in my Guild hoodie spray painting shit or just plain heckling people
c'mon...

For Fuck's Sake...

feeds@yuku.com (Spidrchk) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:14:14 GMT

who is in Pittsburgh??

Boognish rising in New York

feeds@yuku.com (throbbingblack) — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 01:11:44 GMT

I am an artist living in the vast expanse of the "Empire State"and I travel all over New York due to my profession. Ween is the reason I broke up with my last girlfriend, she just wasn't down with the brown...bitch broke Pure Guava on a sidewalk. I'm lookin for fellow believers of Boognish in New York, especially women who get Ween,

Cincinnati?

feeds@yuku.com (greatamericanzero) — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:01:56 GMT

moved here from NY over the summer. Anyone? Anything?

*crickets crickets*

trawling for poon...

feeds@yuku.com (man teats) — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 10:02:44 GMT

...dude seeks stoner girl who likes ween for a porno-based relationship. Be cute, hot, young, pert, and shag like a minx. Be willing to travel to the Portland, OR area. I have no job, money, or a car (ok, no teeth either), but I am good at insulting others. Only come over when my grandma's out of the house. And bring drugs. Must be cool with me only showering like once a week.

Staggering genius (with the grace of a drunken monk)

feeds@yuku.com (butter) — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:08:39 GMT

I wanna keep...I wanna keep making things an..and death really is...is...uuh...not to be part of my eh...eh...everyday activities. It's not to be in my music anymore, I don't want it there. It'll...it'll sneak its way in and out, but that's...that's...we're beyond that. I mean de..dea...death only as a concept is what matters...and...and...god as a concept is...is...is one of those huge things to me. And to you. I know you, I know you...uuh...much better than...

South Carolina Ween Girls Please Apply

feeds@yuku.com (brownstar117) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:37:20 GMT

Hey everyone I'm looking for a girl in the upstate South Carolina. Must like Ween and liking Grateful Dead is a plus. I'm 25 and somewhat of a stoner and becoming a light drinker.