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Well, well, well... I never thought i'd be typing in this thread.

A couple of weeks ago, a buddy of mine from high school called me, asked me to come by. I brought along a joint of my best, and headed on over to his flat. When I got there, all the lights were out, and he was listening to techno really loud. I sat down next to the pole and he was sitting on a small couch. We were bullshitting and he asks if I have ever smoked salvia. I didn't, but I said maybe. I was thinking it was some stuff you had to smoke a pound to get a body buzz. Whatever. I asked him if he had it. He did, and he packed a bowl into a bong. He pulled out two lighters and told me to hit it real hard and light it with both lighters, hold it in as long as i can, breathe, and repeat. I do this hand him the bowl.

it hits me. the dimension of time split right behind him, I grabbed onto the pole, which was bending into the vortex. I sat there and realized what had happened so I tried to verbally explain what I was seeing. I jumped up, and I was at a rave with about 400 other people dancing. I couldn't understand why THEY didn't have to hold onto the pole. Then I said, "THIS IS LEGAL? WE HAVE TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW. I AM DON, RIGHT?"

He laughed and said it only lasts a couple minutes. I asked him what he was seeing. He said, "I didn't smoke any."

I told him he was a horrible person and he should be ashamed of himself for laying this on an unsuspecting person.

He busted out laughing and reminded me that I did that to him with acid. I was laughing my ass off. I told him, "This isn't acid. You are evil."

I bought a couple of grams and watched as a buddy dove into his bookshelf, and tried to call his parents on the bong.

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