oscarzacosta wrote:
hallstallion2005 wrote:dummy.
a total of 6 months for Heroin posession (times 3)
yeah...but havent\
touched the shit in years
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oscarzacosta wrote: yeah...but havent\ touched the shit in years
Give me that Dunkey Butt and those big ol' legs.....
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cool man. I didn't mean to bust your hump. that was a little harsh.
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"far fetched"...."I'd like to hear a little more.."
break out the razor blade from a disposable shaver, take the two AA batteries from the remote.....stand them on a piece of aluminum foil + to - then put the razor blade on the battery terminals.....RED HOT!!!! puff.puff......HEAD RUSH!.....no shit stay.
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invaluable information.
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jahelle |
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grows on trees wrote:
brain!
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Okay..back to Laker. Shhhwwwwwp.
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also osc......when you get sent up for picking all the shrooms in the PNW and smuggling them to new hope, from a pig forum:
"Because of so many inmates addicted to cigarettes, it guarantees my job here. Once they get a cigarette, they have to find a way to light it. Most try to steal a paper clip or piece of wire, and stuff it into a wall receptacle - hoping to light their contraband when it glows red hot before the breaker trips. I then get a call for either a "breaker trip" or a "damaged receptacle"." |
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you read pig forums?
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Fentus McDugle |
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Theres some good manlove in the joint
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grows on trees wrote: Taken out of context, this quote both simple and profound.
I've helped people get rid of headaches by placing my hand on their forehead, and backaches by placing my hand on their back. It's a powerful example of love that really works. -- Shelley Long
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spudboy wrote: Shout at the Devil, we laughed at your wars, cant you see were out for blood Running with the pack, always out for more, cant you see were out for blood The kids scream fight through the night Loving every bite with delight And we blow out our minds with your truth Together we stand for the youth RED HOT, RED HOT, OH to the top we are RED HOT
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ween forumers enjoying the prison industrial complex american freedom style yo~
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fat dude who tried to edjumacate me on where to sit while eating didn't even have to keist his stash in.......he just put it in his bellybutton fat
roll............fucker got his commissary order and it was a santa sized plastic bag of 40 bucks worth of cheetos hahahaha
low point: 2:30 am.....high pitched whine from a transformer on one side, hellish snort-snoring in front of me, and an old man shits himself next to me.......fucking stank pitched snore whine. glad to be back!
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You can sell black pepper if you work in he kitchen. Its used for all kinds of contraband and if someone has it in for somebody they rub it on the head of
their cock before they anally assault the target, it rips and burns the asslips. Burns the hell out of a he-pussy or shenis.
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mehicano bros had an exercise group. 3 would jog in place and count uno dos tres quatro cinco ses while the other three were doing push up-kick outs, then
they'd all hit themselves in the stomach and switch......repeat.
another funny thing -whenever the deputies got on the intercomm, you couldn't understand a fucking word they said......wah wah static wah wah wah sounded like peanuts
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fen ..please let these kids discover that shit on their own,...sorry to be so negative about this subject but i'm just sick of these kids nowdays doing a
few weeks and coming out thinking their gansters cause they learned a few jailhouse tricks
eat the brown acid
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oscarzacosta |
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every jail I was ever in had one of those. didn't do much except scare the shit out of you when it came on.
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The prison in The Hague in Holland lets you order pizza and do all kinds of shit, its better then life on the outside.
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loin.........I think you need to get fucked in the ass..........might cool you out a bit and shit
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