i typed my opinion now the threads all yours,i'm hated enough here already for fucking with ranci,all i'm doing now is making some new haters that
adore you...carry on
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Hello Dad, I'm in JAIL, I like it here, it's nice
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(05/28/08 22:50) crack in me head |
eat the brown acid
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(05/28/08 22:53) AWOL |
all we ask is that nobody please bitch. it like, bums out everybodys high and shit maaaaaaaan.
I mean like, when you were sittin' on the rock and shit doin' yr hard time, what happened when you bitched? mmmmhmmm.
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Fentus McDugle |
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(05/28/08 22:54) |
tossin salad as we speak
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(05/28/08 22:56) |
Shit if I ever went to jail I'd be like the fat guy at the beginning of "Shawshank Redemption". I'd be a fucking mess. No fuck that I'd
either be in Belize or fucking kill myself, even over an 8 day sentance. Kudos to you GOT.
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(05/28/08 22:59) |
iRVAROX wrote: Some salad tossin with black pepper,,ummmmmmm
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(05/28/08 23:02) kwisatz haderach |
grows on trees wrote: At least people were sleeping at 2:30 am. In Bad Newz jail the schedule is this breakfast 5 am; everyone stays up for 3 hours and then sleeps til lunch 12 pm; everyone sleeps til about 3p, dinner comes at 6 and then the party starts. Playing dice, cards, excersizes, and general shennaningans until breakfast. It was hard for us normal working hour folks. |
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(05/28/08 23:03) |
Fentus McDugle wrote: Shit my skinny pretty white ass would get traded around for the black pepper every hour on the hour. I'd never be able to control my bowel movements and probably die of AIDS. Thank god I don't stray too far out of bounds of the law except for a few things. Edit* I HAVE been threatened with jail time before and gladly accepted the community service sentance the judge handed down to me, and on the last day of community service I finished up and ran outside the building just in time to see Fugazi play for free 
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(05/28/08 23:04) O8AMA
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I just strummed out Midnight Special from my front porch in honor of GOTs awesome stretch in the bighouse.
the neighbors have just about stopped throwing things. |
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grows on trees |
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(05/28/08 23:13) AWOL |
only 2 cats fucked with me.....the 420 lb. usher, and another dude.....the reason I sat where I did was 'cause after everybody got their milk, the rest of
the spare milks were fair game. So one morning I pounced on the last spare milk, and this cat also going for the milk said "why you gotta steal my milk
like that?" so I gave him the milk. Then, couple days later I saw that under the table where the "others" sat, including milk dude, there was a
box of a shitload of spare jelly and jam. So, lacking enough jam to satisfy my toast needs, I walked over and snagged a jam from the "others" jam
box. milk dude said "maaan, you keep stealing my shit and......" and I said "oh, is that your stash?, sorry brah" and put the jam back.
then one of the cool mexican cats said "you stealing people's stashes maaaan?" prompting the rest of the mexican table to loose their shit
laughing. good times!
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(05/28/08 23:42) old poopy |
that jam is for the salad
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blackjack |
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(05/29/08 00:09) four ways to say five |
i gave my kool aid to the brother who was in the same tank as me for beating up two dudes and his lady at the same time. he was nice enough to let me use the
left overs of his pb&j sandwich for a pillow
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(05/29/08 00:12) custom titles R 4 fags |
i spent about two hours in a holding cell until my mommy came and got me. i was 17 and busted by the cops for drinking.
i think me and sir loin have had very similar experiences. i can tell a hardtimer from the way that they talk. it's in our blood. |
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missionaha |
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(05/29/08 00:13) |
grows on trees wrote: Ummm out here in Cali you do a weekend for skateboarding ticket you are in the same "pod" as the muderers,,,
Sanity is the trademark of a weak mind
-Mark Harrold-
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(05/29/08 00:29) Chomas |
mr jablome wrote: haha yes exactly leave him alone, he's just jaded from being forced into some sir's loins (his uncle) |
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(05/29/08 00:59) AWOL |
"Ummm out here in Cali you do a weekend for skateboarding ticket you are in the same "pod" as the muderers,,,"
if you didn't have that warrant for your FTA for sniffing glue you wouldn't have ended up in the tank tony hawk......and I am "out here in Cali".....and never EVER say "out here in Cali" again. ever.
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(05/29/08 01:28) |
but you post great animated gifs...just try not to talk so much.. |
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(05/29/08 02:35) Funk Crucker |
i did 5 days
big deal I could do a month before I would give a shit time for crime bitch |
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(05/29/08 02:40) AWOL |
5 days for what? sodomizing the most annoying forumer??
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CUoNTour |
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(05/29/08 02:42) Funk Crucker |
grows on trees wrote: something about being on a jet ski, and sinking a jet ski
I went to the most annoying forumer's house afterward cause i was sane
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(05/29/08 02:59) AWOL |
"I went to the most annoying forumer's house afterward cause i was sane"
you mean, insane, drunk, horny and needing some nasty, kinky hugs after getting busted for smacking into somebody's boat? |
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