then again, we kind of were, if they were screwing a good 10 seconds would be enough to be grossed out, but we just couldn't figure out this little tit dropping game they were playing...
it was baffling.
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well we were passing joints, and the keg was out back, so we weren't exactly gawking and staring...
then again, we kind of were, if they were screwing a good 10 seconds would be enough to be grossed out, but we just couldn't figure out this little tit dropping game they were playing... it was baffling. |
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I've seen all of you masturbating.
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3rd post, schtick already stale.
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A friend forced me to watch a peep show in Barcelona a couple of years ago. I thought I was watching through a two-way
mirror, so I nearly shat myself when the woman started talking to me, asking if I wanted a 'private show'.
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i was standing outside on the deck of rancifer's old apartment, his building faced another apartment building.. anyway, so there was this big ol' black
girl standing right in the front of a big-ass bathroom window, no curtain, drying off after taking a shower. it was like a bad accident, i had to watch.
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grows on trees wrote: i planned it to be stale.
account: the gods password: weenforum
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I'm pretty sure I have the story that takes the cake. I was 19 and doing some remodeling for a friends dads business in a strip mall. One day I was above
the ceiling running some electrical bull shit to a few outlets and I saw a little hole in the ceiling that looked down into the business next to ours. The
business happened to be a tanning salon: so every twenty minutes or so ,me and a buddy would move the ladder over and watch these fine ass college girls strip
down and put oil all over their bodies. This was pretty much a childhood dream come true and lasted about three days until we finished up the job.
Was I a pervert? Of course I was 19. Would I do it again? Of course, I'm still a pervert. -Sticks |
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I was at a beach house one summer with my husband's family. We had just started dating at the time.
In the middle of the day we were in our room messing around when my husband's 10 year old nephew just walks in to see us fucking with me bent over the side of the bed. That was a little awkward for a second there. One time over the holidays while family was in town I walked into my parents tv room to find my 13 yr old nephew masturbating. I didn't know he was sleeping in there. He was under a blanket, I didn't see anything, but I averted my eyes, acted nonchalant, and got the hell out of there. As far as purposeful behavior, I am totally a voyeur - but not a peeping tom. I wish it was socially ok to state at someone if there is something about them - interesting face, body, clothes - that you just really want to study for the aesthetic. Especially faces - I see some people to and from work that I want to take some time to observe because they look messed up in such incredible ways. But starting at people on the bus isn't ok to do. I need to get some dark sunglasses, but that just seems creepy. |
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my neighbor across the street claims she is taping the planes all the time because they fly too low... she screams about the ceiling limit they have to be
above and she lways is there... at the window...
"...voodoo in the hills and I'm runnin' from ghosties..."
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...i saw my mommy turn on her headlights because daddys snake was lost in her jungle canyon.
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rancifer wrote:
not too much ,huh? heres a stiffy for ya ranci.
eat the brown acid
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Theres a dude in Iowa City called The Midnight Stroker. You drive into his driveway, honk, drive around the street, come back and park with your lights on one
of the windows.
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Across the street from a place I ived for a couple of years there was a high school girl that never closed the shades in her room and I caught a glimpse of
underage boobies a few times
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i walked into my bathroom at 4 am to find my roomate naked and covered in blue and pink sharpie passed out on my toilet.
i went streaking with my ex-girlfriend, got picked up by the cops and had to sit int he back of the cop car naked until they let us go. |
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I lived across the street from the hottest girl in our Jr. High. One day she stumbles over to my house so I could help her get into her house since she was
drunk as shit. I help her in and out of her clothing (Her request). I'll never forget it, Michigan girls are the greatest.
In Omaha one of the cheerleaders from my high school lived next door. I watched her all the time. She knew it too and one night she took her bra off in front of her window and then walked out of view. She asked my sister why I spied on her. When I moved to Chicago I lived next to a nudist chick who had sex a lot. My wife always wondered why I was up so late. I don't care if I get caught dropping stomach pancakes as long as it is not a child, another guy or my family. When I didn't have a kid I was always naked in my house. As a kid I used to streak on the golf course I lived on in Grand Haven, Mi.. Till I found out a guy who liked boys lived on my street. |
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I was down the shore one time and walked in on my friends later to be wife completely naked in the bathroom...had no idea she was in there. It was worth it.
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my parents divorced when i was very young so my mother had a few boyfriends throughout my childhood. once when i was 5 or 6yrs old she was in her room with one
of these dudes and i decided i wanted some chocolate ice cream but didnt want to get into trouble for just taking some. of course i walked into my mothers room
to find him on top of her. i dont think i understood what was taking place but i just remember asking if i could have ice cream getting a "yes" and
then walking away...
when i was 12 maybe 13 i had a crush on one of my sisters friends. she came out to our summer house one time and i hurriedly peeped under the door of the outdoor shower just long enough to see her full frontal. i remembering feeling rather scummy for doing it. at the first rave i went to (16 maybe 17) i was standing in a circle smoking joints with some friends when i looked over my shoulder and noticed some dude fucking a chick right there on the dance floor in what seemed an ecstacy fueled frenzy. i matter of factly pointed it out to my friends then finished our joints. by the time we were done smoking the 2 pump chump had finished as well and i looked over to see them awkwardly scooping themselves off the floor. i definitely have a voyeuristic bent. i enjoy camgirls/camwhores now and again, mutual masturbation can be more fun than just plain old porn. (*note: any weenforum women with a cam and exhibitionist tendencies may feel free to hit my inbox)
i have no interest in "peeping" the unwilling. its far too awkward, risky, and definitely not worth the trouble. sometimes, "mine eyes doth wander of their own accord." if a girl i sporting alot of cleavage... i look at least once. today, i was getting a salad at Wendys in Rockefeller center station and i saw a girl who had one of the prettiest faces ive seen in a longtime. bright green eyes, dark straight hair, olive complexion (tho she was skinny by my standards). im sure she caught me checking her out, i was trying hard not to be rude or creepy but looked at least a few times. the last time i looked at her she cracked a little grin that seemed to say, "yeah, i know you think im sexy..." i see so many 9's-10's working in midtown.... youde have to be a eunich not to at least take one good look at some of these women.
"When you do something right people will hardly know you've done anything at all."
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I often compliment women on their breasts and attempt to feel them.
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oh, and my mom walked in on me with a high-school girlfriend when i had her tits out. that was pretty awkward...
"When you do something right people will hardly know you've done anything at all."
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