heheh, yeah good thing that playing around never happened in bars.touche. but at bars you have to be a little more discreet. plus there isn't as much opportunity to build on the initial lie. online is so fucking anonymous.
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Have any of you had success with online dating?
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(06/17/08 17:31) joe cocker on pcp |
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(06/17/08 17:36) Landshark |
date 2: seemed cool on the phone, in person: I get directed to pick her up at a swimming pool. I arrive, and this 4'-6" chick with giant triple D boobs emerges from the deep. She was toweling off, and the manager of the units where the pool was comes running out "I TOLD YOU YOU CAN'T SWIM HERE!!!".....we go back to her pad, and while she's in the bathroom changing I sneak out and take off. haha I don't understand why you split.
Also, custom signatures are still gay.
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(06/17/08 17:45) sassy frassy lassie |
fwiw, the vast majority of online friends i end up meeting in person have been awesome. they've been pretty much what i expected from knowing them online
and sometimes even more fun/cool. maybe i've been lucky
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(06/17/08 17:57) Local user |
woah, this is freaking me out, just reading this thread so I thought I'd check this free dating website I signed up to ages ago, you do this quickmatch button and it shows some random person who has recently signed in, the first person I click on, her summary starts, "mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist of a worm like turn of tentacles expanding.In my mind i'm fine accepting only fresh brine and you get another kiss of this, yeah you wish."
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justron |
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(06/17/08 18:00) George Washington Carver |
fuck her.
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Jrock128 |
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(06/17/08 18:05) armed and cute |
My old neighbor just married the guy she met on eharmony...
Good Luck!
Rock On.
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grows on trees |
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(06/17/08 18:28) AWOL |
mutilated lips is a dude dweller......
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oscarzacosta |
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(06/17/08 18:40) O8AMA
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JadedElephant wrote:
I see you haven't been to New York or LA. what the hell kind of bars do you go to anyway? to tell the truth you have a little more anonymity in bars. online you post preferences etc, in a bar you
just talk.
and like I say, we've had several babies born on here that were essentially the product of online dating. |
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dirtmerchant |
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(06/17/08 19:12) R.I.P |
i banged a gaggle of chicks off plenty of fish..or i should rename it plenty of pigs
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davebussche |
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(06/17/08 19:23) |
i actually met my current gf on yahoo im. She had randomly added me 2 years prior before she moved to my city, shes says she tried talk to me a couple of times
but i never really used yahoo im except for a couple contacts. Then randomly I started talking to her a few months ago, rather than just close the window
assuming she was a random spam bot that I was being plagued with on there. almost 4 months later we are together and awesome.
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(06/17/08 19:23) made for a man |
http://www.ashleymadison.com/
President, Prophet, Seer and Fornicator
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(06/17/08 19:44) Mrs. Abe Froman |
an old co-worker of mine was online dating gold.
all e-harmony, all the time. she had a little, plastic snow globe picture frame on her desk where she would proudly display the photo (printed off the computer) of whatever dood she was IMing that week. sometimes after she would leave for the day, a few of us would make a copy of the photo and hide them in peoples desks for a laugh. even better, she would also say things like: "we have so much in common!" "like what?" "well ... we both have a lot of dvds!" jeez. i just realized how much I miss laughing at her. |
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I met a nice 18 year old girl who liked to dress in a Catholic schoolgirl uniform for me on one of those things. So yeah I would count that as a success
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oscarzacosta |
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(06/17/08 20:26) O8AMA
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well, that might be the definitive post of the thread there. ^^
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(06/18/08 09:45) fucking weirdo |
i met a beautiful 32-year-old scottish redhead psychoanalyst who likes to dress up like bettie page on halloween. we've been dating about a year and a
half. i'll be moving in with her in about a month into her 6 bedroom house. thank you match.com!
"You wanna find the truth in life, don't pass music by."
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(06/18/08 09:55) nutjob |
Star3366 wrote:
- hey star .. we should hang out some time - .. fuzzy would give you laughs a plenty .. - JezmundToo .. high five .. bettie page .. halloween .. six bedrooms to choose from .. heaven - |
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(06/18/08 17:17) I has a custom title |
Online dating has offered mix results for me. Some were good, but most were disappointments (either I didn't like them, or they were hot and didn't
like me).
Fat girls are sneaky with their online profiles. Their photos are usually cropped close to the face or the camera angle is looking down on them (to hide the double-chin and overall fatness). The best is when they post a photo that was taken 5 years ago when they were at a reasonable weight. I've wasted plenty an evening because some porker wasn't honest with her profile. I'd be polite and conversational for about half an hour but eventually I'd use the "Well, I have a busy day tomorrow and I have to get to bed early so..." line. Sometimes out of pity I'd ask them if they'd be interested in going out again, but I'd never follow through on it. I also went out with a wall-eyed chick once... that was kind of uncomfortable. The last girl I met online is my current gf... thin with no weird fucking eye. She's moving in with me August 1st.
Communist playgrounds suck
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Peanut Butter |
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(06/18/08 18:01) "crunchy" |
I worked with a girl who signed up on sugardaddy.com... I think she was planning on cutting out the bullshit and hooking it there but she moved on to banging
professional athletes instead.
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(06/18/08 18:20) fecal matter |
Cut out the bullshit and head for xpeeps.com
Sure there's probably a lot of fakes on there, but if you do find a real one, you know you're in.
Your Text Signature ...
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mc vagina |
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(06/20/08 08:03) Unexplained Manslut |
Spiny Norman wrote: this completely sums up my venture into online dating.
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