you'd think you could drive a matchbox car but then you realize that the doors don't open and theres no actual engine to power the car with.
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things you can't do if you're a half inch tall
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(07/02/08 17:59) popcorn warlock |
love,
hang glider
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poopship pilot |
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(07/02/08 18:01) |
This thread has potential.
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fatlarry |
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(07/02/08 18:04) |
you cant start retarded threads if you're a half inch tall.
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(07/02/08 18:06) slack motherfucker |
You can't finger a fat girl's butthole on tour. You could try, but you'd probably just fall in.
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(07/02/08 18:07) |
FSJ would have a tougher time keying cars.
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crapulent |
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(07/02/08 18:07) fecal matter |
see your penis yet
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venturecoop |
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(07/02/08 18:08) |
man, i love those old matchbox car boxes. something about them. my dad would take me to the hobby shop when i was little and i would just stare at all the
yellow/orange boxes. great memory.
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(07/02/08 18:09) Space Age Bachelor |
You couldn't go to a drive-thru. Not only would you not be tall enough to order from the pimply girl at the first window, but your weight would be
insufficient to trip the wires embedded in the pavement that lets the fast-food employee know that a car is waiting.
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(07/02/08 18:17) private dick
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you could fight bugs though.
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hang glider |
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(07/02/08 18:17) popcorn warlock |
besides, your car would be too small to hold the hamburger.
love,
hang glider
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(07/02/08 18:23) depressed pony |
edit, i should read first
Last Edited By: kef
07/02/08 18:37.
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(07/02/08 18:25) grand poo |
You'd be too small for roller coasters.
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(07/02/08 18:25) popcorn warlock |
Your Special Friend wrote:you would have to wait till she fell asleep on her tummy. then you can scale her thighs and climb up and over her vagina... but if her buttcheeks are thick and bubbly theres no way to get in.
love,
hang glider
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(07/02/08 18:27) |
you couldn't go on those stupid amusement rides - "you must be this tall" wouldn't even be close
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SuperKeest |
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(07/02/08 18:27) private dick
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you couldn't write XML documents
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(07/02/08 18:28) slack motherfucker |
You could sneak on the amusement park rides.
And you could cover yourself in lube to invade the fat girl's buttcheeks. There are plenty of things you could do. |
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manguydude |
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(07/02/08 18:32) |
you couldn't play in the nba... maybe the wnba
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(07/02/08 18:35) Forum Plague |
manguydude wrote: I was going to say you couldn't block a shot and then scream "DENIED!" at Steve Nash, but then there aren't many who could...
"...voodoo in the hills and I'm runnin' from ghosties..."
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hang glider |
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(07/02/08 18:45) popcorn warlock |
you wouldn't have any decent clothes. like a piece of napkin and a rubber band belt. no shoes either.
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hang glider
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(07/02/08 18:46) O8AMA
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your penis would still be the same size.
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(07/02/08 18:51) |
hang glider wrote: You could spoon with the clitoris tho. And go on wild piss rides. |
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