That Drew Carey list of dick jokes was in Dirty Jokes and Beer. The only good part of that book, I think. Lots of the ones that have been posted already are on
that last. There were some good ones, like,
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
My dick has better credit than I do.
My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
My dick is so big I have to use an elastic zipper.
My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in it so cars could get through.
If you cut my dick in two, you can see how old I am.
My dick is so big I can braid it
My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I cum.
My dick has better credit than I do.
My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.
My dick is so big I have to use an elastic zipper.
My dick is so big, the city had to carve a hole in it so cars could get through.
If you cut my dick in two, you can see how old I am.
My dick is so big I can braid it
