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(05/18/08 03:42) Sandwich Prophet
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well, things happen. you want what you cant have. we all do, right? should a starving man have to sit in a room with a sizzling steak? does he find solace in its glistening sizzle? its charred and savory aroma? or does he simply yearn to have a taste? can starvation be called a simple yearning? i'm pretty twisted up here folks. i'm not asking for help, just make fun of me until i forget myself. i guess that is kind of asking for help. wevs.
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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(05/18/08 03:45) |
You really are an emo faggot, you know that?
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(05/18/08 03:46) kwisatz haderach |
Denying yourself is a path to enlightenment.
I shall never reach it. |
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(05/18/08 03:48) fecal matter |
Is this another pitiful "I have no skills with the opposite sex" thread?
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(05/18/08 03:56) |
The Dali Lama called Teas, and he's like, really proud of you.
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(05/18/08 03:57) Buck Fuzzard |
eat teh fucking steak
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(05/18/08 04:01) crack in me head |
i dont know the whole story about what happened,,but youve been mopeing around here for two weeks now...grow some balls and man up
eat the brown acid
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(05/18/08 04:02) dad fucker |
coming soon: October 2008!
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(05/18/08 04:07) Sandwich Prophet
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Teasel's going through some shit. its none of your business. this is a private thread....
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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(05/18/08 04:10) Sandwich Prophet
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Also note: I used "wevs".
i'm bringing it back. you heard it here first.
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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(05/18/08 04:12) crack in me head |
if your whiney comments and lack of life statements are about some lost pussy ..you're the real pussy...i want to see the 'a good sandwich is all i
need to be happy" teasel
eat the brown acid
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(05/18/08 04:13) crampy mess hiyah |
crack rocks.. eat the steak first
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(05/18/08 04:17) dad fucker |
BigTeasel wrote:
im sorry. i had to deal with the whole steak thing for around 7-8 years. never got the taste either. it sucks
coming soon: October 2008!
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(05/18/08 04:23) Brock Mayo |
did someone say steak?
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(05/18/08 04:27) Sandwich Prophet
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I'd give up cheesesteaks for this one Chonz. I'd give up CHEESESTEAKS!
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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(05/18/08 04:30) |
stop remembering your perception of her and focus on her real life actions.
Pick up the fork and knife and attempt to eat the steak. chicks are cool about letting you down easy if you make some sort of play as long as that awkwardness only has to be experienced once. You may become better friends with new chick, and if played legit, it is likely she will hook you up with some veal.
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Chonz |
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(05/18/08 04:30) Brock Mayo |
you'll never be happy until you're unhappy again.
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(05/18/08 04:35) Modo Nonrev |
Eventually you realize that the shit your feeling now was nonsense.
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(05/18/08 04:40) Sits on fists |
why do you get so secretly and creepily attached to women teasel?
grab your nuts and ask her out you fucking insecure ninny. tell her she is beautiful.
I've helped people get rid of headaches by placing my hand on their forehead, and backaches by placing my hand on their back. It's a powerful example of love that really works. -- Shelley Long
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(05/18/08 04:41) Sandwich Prophet
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popejuicy wrote: she'd totally let me down easy. she's like that. it wouldnt even be awkward for me at the time, but i'd probably say too much and she'd feel awkward. its not about my perception of her, its about who she is. her personality almost blots out her physical beauty, which she has aplenty. the reality: shes got a man and that's the least of my obstacles. shes just way out of my league. i'm not even saying it couldnt happen, just that its far-fetched under the most ideal of circumstances. Chonz is right anyway. dude's got me pegged. EDIT:
Eventually you realize that the shit your feeling now was nonsense.i know this, and i cant wait for that day.
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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(05/18/08 04:42) Brock Mayo |
eat a fucking steak and stop crying already.
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