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When was the last time you vomited? |
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(06/08/08 07:29) spazzy scot |
I felt an ominous gurgling in my stomach just then, followed by a short bout of hiccupping. I thought I was going to spew but I didn't, thankfully. I think the last time it happened was after a taxing 2 mile walk home after drinking whisky at a friend's house a couple of years ago.... I remember I had to SPRINT to the bathroom. How 'bout youze? |
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(06/08/08 07:30) depressed pony |
i've never puked on the booze.
haven't puked because of the flu in about 10 years. |
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(06/08/08 07:43) |
2 bottles of red wine about a month ago. Before that It must have been a clear year.
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(06/08/08 07:44) nuts in the ass |
the last time I looked at sykocookie's ass in her avatar.
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(06/08/08 07:46) spazzy scot |
Flattery will get you everywhere, blast.
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(06/08/08 07:50) Sits on fists |
at 8pm and 5am regularly for the last 6 months
I've helped people get rid of headaches by placing my hand on their forehead, and backaches by placing my hand on their back. It's a powerful example of love that really works. -- Shelley Long
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(06/08/08 07:50) |
TheBlastman wrote: That cold. |
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mc vagina |
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(06/08/08 07:50) Unexplained Manslut |
Last Friday, my dad and I got together for the first time in almost two years. We met at 10 and he was like: I need a drink. We bought a bottle of vodka and
drove to a beach and drank all day. He gave me a few pills he said were awesome and I took them and ended up puking the entire night. Thanks dad!
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(06/08/08 07:53) spazzy scot |
rancifer wrote: For a madman, you run a tight ship. I like that. |
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(06/08/08 07:55) spazzy scot |
mc vagina wrote: Your dad is like the opposite of my dad - mine thinks he's being daring by having a second cup of tea on a weeknight. |
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(06/08/08 08:03) Sits on fists |
mc vagina wrote: My dad's birthday was today. Kef bought him some hydroponic, we smoked and ate and drank. then I came home and hbizzel was yelling so i scored 4 bars of xanax from the nieghbor and am watching a rerun SNL it was an OK day
I've helped people get rid of headaches by placing my hand on their forehead, and backaches by placing my hand on their back. It's a powerful example of love that really works. -- Shelley Long
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(06/08/08 08:06) spazzy scot |
I'm going to show this thread to my square of a dad to prove to him that fathers and sons can have intoxicated fun together.
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(06/08/08 08:10) Communist Panda
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Last time my dad got drunk, he tried to jerk off my friend. I yelled at him and said, "Dad! What the fuck are you doing to Steve?" Drool fell out of
his mouth and onto Steve's jean crotch, which was about to covered in much much more saliva. "Oh, sorry Casey. I thought that was you."
I haven't thrown up in 4 years. I've also never had brainfreeze and I've only been stung by a bee once. |
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kef |
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(06/08/08 08:13) depressed pony |
Last time my dad got drunk, he tried to jerk off my friend. 
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Huffman Koos |
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(06/08/08 08:18) spazzy scot |
poopship pilot wrote: Y'see... opening sentences like that are the reason I'm hooked on this place. |
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(06/08/08 08:23) Sits on fists |
Huffman Koos wrote: and he's only 16. Oscar may be grooming him for some sort of transition.
I've helped people get rid of headaches by placing my hand on their forehead, and backaches by placing my hand on their back. It's a powerful example of love that really works. -- Shelley Long
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Dr John IX |
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(06/08/08 08:27) The Mighty Manotaur |
Last saturday. Very hungover.
D'ya get that thing I sent ya?
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(06/08/08 08:29) spazzy scot |
I suspect Oscar is grooming all of us... we're all pawns in his game of deviant chess. Sooner or later we're all going to get bumfucked in New Hope.
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(06/08/08 08:43) nuts in the ass |
I thought the "I thought that was you" line was even better.
Molested much? |
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(06/08/08 18:24) Glen with one N |
5-8 times a week for the last 6 years.
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(06/08/08 18:25) |
last night. a friend of mines little sisters 18th birthday, in a bin outside the front of the pub.
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Call me weird but for some reason I really hope she post
a pic of herself. She seems pretty nice and funny.
