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lewDogg13 |
Talk About People You Murdered |
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Have you ever killed anyone? If so, how'd you do it? Did you use a weapon? How did you get rid of the body? How did you get away with it(assuming you got
away with it if you are posting here)? Discuss...
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ppizzle |
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mouthy ex, pruning sheers, pig farm = happy days
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RevMen |
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
With the pistol. In the study.
I have a huge range in where I can sing...high or low.....usually when singing these songs, my friend is singing the lower melody while I harmonize in high tenor notes and it sounds very nice.
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hang glider |
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nice lew.
i killed 7 people in 7 different states in 7 weeks. so i did the math on that. thats 343 murders.
love,
hang glider
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ppizzle |
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i killed a bunch of future pizzles this year down some throats
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Captain Maak |
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hang glider wrote: You got the math wrong there. Discount all the people who were coming from St. Ives. You didn't murder them at all.
my dick IS ween
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02/12/09 00:15.
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Spiny Norman |
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Professor Plum in the study with the candlestick.
Ok, that was predictable.
Fucking machine took my quarter...
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Stewed |
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Sickfuc |
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Yea after seeing squidney and keest go through hell for just talking, theres no way i'm listing my 10 murders on here.
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fakery |
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Spiny Norman wrote:I would have gone library. but plum and the candlestick are my go tos when its clue joke time |
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oscarzacosta |
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no no, this is the US. wife problems = big deal. murdering somebody = meh
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MarinatedLiver |
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this neighbor of mine was a really mean old lady. she was really creepy looking, kinda like the old lady in the bath tub in the shining, but in a house dress.
she used to put out bowls of antifreeze cuz she didnt like the neighborhood cats prowling around her house. she called the cops on all the neighborhood kids
anytime they were outside and playing too loudly. the only dark and shuttered house on the street on halloween- bitch didn't even give out pencils or
pennies like the other old people.
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RevMen |
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You amateurs didn't notice that I had already used the Clue joke in conjunction with the Johnny Cash rehash.
I have a huge range in where I can sing...high or low.....usually when singing these songs, my friend is singing the lower melody while I harmonize in high tenor notes and it sounds very nice.
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King Idiot |
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Princess Di. In Paris. With a Fiat Uno. The fucking cunt.
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RVAROX |
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ToadAGAIN |
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Kill 'em with kindness I say!
www.myspace.com/toadandthelicks
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turantula torture |
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murder is illegal
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BigTeasel |
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FACT:
if you kill someone, their ghost follows you around talking to you for the rest of your life. not like "ooooohhh you kiiilllleeeed meeeee" or anything. just mundane 'how's your day' bullshit. turns out the best revenge is incessant babbling. FACT.
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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mudpieshows |
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My neighbors were murdered by their lawn guy. It was pretty fucked up. He tied up the husband and wife and fucked their deaf daughter. Then he beheaded her and
stabbed the parents to death.
I know this doesn't count since I didn't actually kill them. But that's what I'm bringing to this thread. |
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BigTeasel |
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did he get away with it?
how many stab wounds? was the daughter hot? did they ever find the head? if you are going to tell a story, at least include all the pertinent information!
~ A Sandwich Will Carry You Through ~
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mudpieshows |
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No, he didn't get away with it. Hence I knew it was the lawn guy. I think the stab wounds were in the 10 to 15 count but both also had their throats slit.
The daughter was not hot at all, she was also like 10. The head was next to the girl.
They were a really nice family and invited that guy in their house for dinner on multiple occasions. When the police asked him why he did it he said something to the effect of "the moment I say the little girl I knew I wanted to fuck her, I knew I couldn't get away with it unless I killed everyone." He was caught by eye witness testimony who saw him enter the home the time of the murder and the jizz he left at the scene. |
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